Smokin patty/ Texas Ranch/ Totally Gyro food hygiene rating
Takeaway/sandwich shop · Hillingdon
Smokin patty/ Texas Ranch/ Totally Gyro holds a 4, meaning hygiene standards at the takeaway are good. It is a solid result, the inspector found nothing serious, though a 5 was just out of reach.
The rating: 4 - Good
The rating dates from 18 March 2026, 3 months ago. Councils typically re-inspect higher-risk businesses every six months to two years, with well-run, low-risk places visited least often, so this is a normal gap.
Address: 67 Station Road, UB7 7LR
How it compares in Hillingdon
In Hillingdon, 64% of rated places manage a 5, so Smokin patty/ Texas Ranch/ Totally Gyro sits behind roughly 1,284 nearby businesses. 18% of the borough shares its 4.
| 5 out of 5 | 1,284 | 64% | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 out of 5 | 356 | 18% | ← Smokin patty/ Texas Ranch/ Totally Gyro | |
| 3 out of 5 | 203 | 10% | ||
| 2 out of 5 | 48 | 2% | ||
| 1 out of 5 | 101 | 5% | ||
| 0 out of 5 | 16 | 1% |
A further 225 businesses in the area are awaiting inspection or exempt, so are not counted above.
What the inspector found
- Hygienic food handling Good
- Cleanliness & condition of the building Good
- How well they manage food safety Generally satisfactory
An inspection scores three things: how food is handled, the physical condition of the premises, and how much the inspector trusts management to keep standards up. At Smokin patty/ Texas Ranch/ Totally Gyro none of the three raised a concern, the overall rating is only ever as strong as its weakest area, so a clean sweep is what produces a high score.
Food hygiene ratings nearby
The closest food businesses to Smokin patty/ Texas Ranch/ Totally Gyro, nearest first, so you can see how it compares to its neighbours.
| Business | Distance | Rating | Inspected |
|---|---|---|---|
| Best Food & Wine Retailers - other | at this address | 5 - Very good | 12 January 2022 |
| Butties Takeaway/sandwich shop | 140 yards away | 5 - Very good | 9 June 2026 |
| Bean There Drank That Cafe Restaurant/Cafe/Canteen | 273 yards away | 5 - Very good | 17 April 2026 |
| Cake House Bakery Retailers - other | 0.3 miles away | 5 - Very good | 31 December 2025 |
| B&M Retail Retailers - supermarkets/hypermarkets | 0.4 miles away | 5 - Very good | 7 January 2025 |
| Aldi Stores Ltd Retailers - supermarkets/hypermarkets | 0.5 miles away | 5 - Very good | 29 January 2020 |
| Adult Education School/college/university | 0.6 miles away | 5 - Very good | 4 September 2008 |
| Bell Farm Christian Centre Other catering premises | 0.7 miles away | 5 - Very good | 24 March 2026 |
Questions about Smokin patty/ Texas Ranch/ Totally Gyro
What is Smokin patty/ Texas Ranch/ Totally Gyro's food hygiene rating?
Smokin patty/ Texas Ranch/ Totally Gyro has a food hygiene rating of 4 out of 5 (good), given by Hillingdon Council on 18 March 2026.
Is Smokin patty/ Texas Ranch/ Totally Gyro safe to eat at?
The rating covers hygiene standards found at inspection, not the food itself. At 4 out of 5, the inspector found hygiene standards at this takeaway to be good, the top end of the scale.
When was Smokin patty/ Texas Ranch/ Totally Gyro last inspected?
Smokin patty/ Texas Ranch/ Totally Gyro was last inspected on 18 March 2026, 3 months ago. Food hygiene inspections are unannounced, and the rating is published by Hillingdon Council rather than by the business.
What did the inspector find at Smokin patty/ Texas Ranch/ Totally Gyro?
The inspector scored three areas. Hygienic food handling was rated "good", the cleanliness and condition of the building "good", and confidence in the management of food safety "generally satisfactory". Lower concern in all three is what earns a high overall rating.
How does Smokin patty/ Texas Ranch/ Totally Gyro compare to other places in Hillingdon?
64% of the 2,008 rated food businesses in Hillingdon hold the top rating of 5, while Smokin patty/ Texas Ranch/ Totally Gyro holds a 4. 356 places in the area share that rating.
Who decides the rating?
Hillingdon Council inspects Smokin patty/ Texas Ranch/ Totally Gyro and sets the rating; the Food Standards Agency publishes it. Neither the business nor this site can change a rating, a business that disagrees can appeal to its council, and can request a re-inspection once it has fixed the problems.
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