Crazy Club food hygiene rating
Restaurant/Cafe/Canteen · Bexley
Crazy Club holds a 3: generally satisfactory. The restaurant met the legal standard, but the inspector recorded enough minor issues that it fell short of a good or very good rating.
The rating: 3 - Generally satisfactory
This is a fresh result: Crazy Club was inspected on 20 May 2026, so the rating reflects what the inspector found very recently.
Address: Woollett Hall Farm, Water Lane, Sidcup, DA14 5ET
How it compares in Bexley
In Bexley, 71% of rated places manage a 5, so Crazy Club sits behind roughly 1,421 nearby businesses. 9% of the borough shares its 3.
| 5 out of 5 | 1,154 | 71% | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 out of 5 | 267 | 17% | ||
| 3 out of 5 | 140 | 9% | ← Crazy Club | |
| 2 out of 5 | 36 | 2% | ||
| 1 out of 5 | 19 | 1% | ||
| 0 out of 5 | 0 | 0% |
A further 150 businesses in the area are awaiting inspection or exempt, so are not counted above.
What the inspector found
- Hygienic food handling Generally satisfactory
- Cleanliness & condition of the building Generally satisfactory
- How well they manage food safety Generally satisfactory
An inspection scores three things: how food is handled, the physical condition of the premises, and how much the inspector trusts management to keep standards up. At Crazy Club none of the three raised a concern, the overall rating is only ever as strong as its weakest area, so a clean sweep is what produces a high score.
Food hygiene ratings nearby
The closest food businesses to Crazy Club, nearest first, so you can see how it compares to its neighbours.
| Business | Distance | Rating | Inspected |
|---|---|---|---|
| Albany Park Baptist Church Other catering premises | 0.4 miles away | 5 - Very good | 22 September 2025 |
| Bexley Cricket Club Restaurant/Cafe/Canteen | 0.5 miles away | 5 - Very good | 24 August 2023 |
| Albany Food Centre Retailers - other | 0.6 miles away | 5 - Very good | 30 March 2024 |
| Albany Grill Takeaway/sandwich shop | 0.6 miles away | 5 - Very good | 17 December 2025 |
| 04.06.26Beijing Spring Takeaway/sandwich shop | 0.6 miles away | 5 - Very good | 4 June 2026 |
| Bexley United Reformed Church Other catering premises | 0.7 miles away | 5 - Very good | 26 June 2024 |
| Bexley Country Markets Cafe Restaurant/Cafe/Canteen | 0.7 miles away | 5 - Very good | 27 September 2024 |
| Bakers Of Bexley Retailers - other | 0.7 miles away | 5 - Very good | 6 October 2022 |
Questions about Crazy Club
What is Crazy Club's food hygiene rating?
Crazy Club has a food hygiene rating of 3 out of 5 (generally satisfactory), given by Bexley Council on 20 May 2026.
Is Crazy Club safe to eat at?
A 3 means the restaurant met the legal standard, so it is lawful to eat there, but the inspector recorded issues that stopped it scoring higher. It is the middle of the scale.
When was Crazy Club last inspected?
Crazy Club was last inspected on 20 May 2026, a month ago. Food hygiene inspections are unannounced, and the rating is published by Bexley Council rather than by the business.
What did the inspector find at Crazy Club?
The inspector scored three areas. Hygienic food handling was rated "generally satisfactory", the cleanliness and condition of the building "generally satisfactory", and confidence in the management of food safety "generally satisfactory". Lower concern in all three is what earns a high overall rating.
How does Crazy Club compare to other places in Bexley?
71% of the 1,616 rated food businesses in Bexley hold the top rating of 5, while Crazy Club holds a 3. 140 places in the area share that rating.
Who decides the rating?
Bexley Council inspects Crazy Club and sets the rating; the Food Standards Agency publishes it. Neither the business nor this site can change a rating, a business that disagrees can appeal to its council, and can request a re-inspection once it has fixed the problems.
Tell me when this changes
The Food Standards Agency publishes only a business's rating today, not what it scored before, and not when it moves. We check every UK rating each night. Watch Crazy Club and we will email you the morning after its rating changes.
Free, for three businesses, forever. No password, we send you a link. How rating alerts work →
Understanding this rating
More food hygiene ratings near here
Crazy Club is one of 314 rated food businesses in Sidcup. See every hygiene rating in Sidcup →
Bexley inspects and rates 1,766 food businesses across its whole area. See every food hygiene rating in Bexley →
The official record is held by the council: http://www.bexley.gov.uk
Rating from the Food Standards Agency under the Open Government Licence. Ratings reflect standards found at the time of inspection and can change. If you think a rating is wrong, the official record is held by the FSA and the local authority; corrections there flow through here. How ratings work →