Funky Monkeys food hygiene rating
Restaurant/Cafe/Canteen · Newport
Funky Monkeys holds a 5, the highest food hygiene rating there is. At its last inspection the restaurant met every standard the inspector checked, with nothing needing attention.
The rating: 5 - Very good
The rating dates from 8 January 2025, 18 months ago. That is getting on for the longest gap councils usually leave, so the score may not reflect how the business is run today.
Address: Unit B At Tesco, Newport Retail Park, Spytty Road, NP19 4TX
How it compares in Newport
That puts Funky Monkeys among the 903 places in Newport holding top marks, 78% of everywhere the council rates. A 5 is the norm here rather than the exception, so it is the rating to expect, not to be impressed by.
| 5 out of 5 | 903 | 78% | ← Funky Monkeys | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 out of 5 | 173 | 15% | ||
| 3 out of 5 | 59 | 5% | ||
| 2 out of 5 | 10 | 1% | ||
| 1 out of 5 | 10 | 1% | ||
| 0 out of 5 | 2 | <1% |
A further 189 businesses in the area are awaiting inspection or exempt, so are not counted above.
What the inspector found
- Hygienic food handling Very good
- Cleanliness & condition of the building Good
- How well they manage food safety Good
An inspection scores three things: how food is handled, the physical condition of the premises, and how much the inspector trusts management to keep standards up. At Funky Monkeys none of the three raised a concern, the overall rating is only ever as strong as its weakest area, so a clean sweep is what produces a high score.
Food hygiene ratings nearby
The closest food businesses to Funky Monkeys, nearest first, so you can see how it compares to its neighbours.
| Business | Distance | Rating | Inspected |
|---|---|---|---|
| Cafe @ Tesco Extra Restaurant/Cafe/Canteen | at this address | 5 - Very good | 27 October 2025 |
| Asda Living Customer Cafe Restaurant/Cafe/Canteen | 177 yards away | 5 - Very good | 29 May 2025 |
| Boots UK Ltd Retailers - other | 232 yards away | 5 - Very good | 12 February 2025 |
| Burger King Takeaway/sandwich shop | 285 yards away | 5 - Very good | 11 February 2025 |
| Cineworld Cinemas Retailers - other | 285 yards away | 5 - Very good | 4 February 2026 |
| Ava's Food Truck Takeaway/sandwich shop | 0.3 miles away | 5 - Very good | 1 October 2025 |
| Chai & Things Retailers - other | 0.3 miles away | 5 - Very good | 17 June 2024 |
| Chartwells @ Lliswerry High School School/college/university | 0.5 miles away | 5 - Very good | 21 October 2025 |
Questions about Funky Monkeys
What is Funky Monkeys's food hygiene rating?
Funky Monkeys has a food hygiene rating of 5 out of 5 (very good), given by Newport Council on 8 January 2025.
Is Funky Monkeys safe to eat at?
The rating covers hygiene standards found at inspection, not the food itself. At 5 out of 5, the inspector found hygiene standards at this restaurant to be very good, the top end of the scale.
When was Funky Monkeys last inspected?
Funky Monkeys was last inspected on 8 January 2025, 18 months ago. Food hygiene inspections are unannounced, and the rating is published by Newport Council rather than by the business.
What did the inspector find at Funky Monkeys?
The inspector scored three areas. Hygienic food handling was rated "very good", the cleanliness and condition of the building "good", and confidence in the management of food safety "good". Lower concern in all three is what earns a high overall rating.
How does Funky Monkeys compare to other places in Newport?
78% of the 1,157 rated food businesses in Newport hold the top rating of 5, and Funky Monkeys is one of them.
Who decides the rating?
Newport Council inspects Funky Monkeys and sets the rating; the Food Standards Agency publishes it. Neither the business nor this site can change a rating, a business that disagrees can appeal to its council, and can request a re-inspection once it has fixed the problems.
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