Nowhere Man food hygiene rating
Restaurant/Cafe/Canteen · Brighton and Hove
Nowhere Man holds a 3: generally satisfactory. The restaurant met the legal standard, but the inspector recorded enough minor issues that it fell short of a good or very good rating.
The rating: 3 - Generally satisfactory
The rating dates from 12 March 2025, 16 months ago. Councils typically re-inspect higher-risk businesses every six months to two years, with well-run, low-risk places visited least often, so this is a normal gap.
Address: 53 Upper North Street, Brighton, BN1 3FH
How it compares in Brighton and Hove
In Brighton and Hove, 82% of rated places manage a 5, so Nowhere Man sits behind roughly 2,608 nearby businesses. 4% of the borough shares its 3.
| 5 out of 5 | 2,255 | 82% | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 out of 5 | 353 | 13% | ||
| 3 out of 5 | 97 | 4% | ← Nowhere Man | |
| 2 out of 5 | 22 | 1% | ||
| 1 out of 5 | 23 | 1% | ||
| 0 out of 5 | 1 | <1% |
A further 260 businesses in the area are awaiting inspection or exempt, so are not counted above.
What the inspector found
- Hygienic food handling Generally satisfactory
- Cleanliness & condition of the building Generally satisfactory
- How well they manage food safety Generally satisfactory
An inspection scores three things: how food is handled, the physical condition of the premises, and how much the inspector trusts management to keep standards up. At Nowhere Man none of the three raised a concern, the overall rating is only ever as strong as its weakest area, so a clean sweep is what produces a high score.
Food hygiene ratings nearby
The closest food businesses to Nowhere Man, nearest first, so you can see how it compares to its neighbours.
| Business | Distance | Rating | Inspected |
|---|---|---|---|
| Ali Bakkal Retailers - other | 252 yards away | 5 - Very good | 26 July 2025 |
| Al Rouche Restaurant/Cafe/Canteen | 260 yards away | 5 - Very good | 25 March 2025 |
| Auntie Anne's Retailers - other | 304 yards away | 5 - Very good | 7 January 2026 |
| Adelfia Restaurant/Cafe/Canteen | 375 yards away | 5 - Very good | 17 March 2023 |
| 501.5 Restaurant/Cafe/Canteen | 384 yards away | 5 - Very good | 6 May 2026 |
| Ala's Cafe Restaurant/Cafe/Canteen | 411 yards away | 5 - Very good | 3 July 2025 |
| Archipelagos Gyros Takeaway/sandwich shop | 430 yards away | 5 - Very good | 26 September 2024 |
| Asiamart Retailers - supermarkets/hypermarkets | 0.3 miles away | 5 - Very good | 23 October 2024 |
Questions about Nowhere Man
What is Nowhere Man's food hygiene rating?
Nowhere Man has a food hygiene rating of 3 out of 5 (generally satisfactory), given by Brighton and Hove Council on 12 March 2025.
Is Nowhere Man safe to eat at?
A 3 means the restaurant met the legal standard, so it is lawful to eat there, but the inspector recorded issues that stopped it scoring higher. It is the middle of the scale.
When was Nowhere Man last inspected?
Nowhere Man was last inspected on 12 March 2025, 16 months ago. Food hygiene inspections are unannounced, and the rating is published by Brighton and Hove Council rather than by the business.
What did the inspector find at Nowhere Man?
The inspector scored three areas. Hygienic food handling was rated "generally satisfactory", the cleanliness and condition of the building "generally satisfactory", and confidence in the management of food safety "generally satisfactory". Lower concern in all three is what earns a high overall rating.
How does Nowhere Man compare to other places in Brighton and Hove?
82% of the 2,751 rated food businesses in Brighton and Hove hold the top rating of 5, while Nowhere Man holds a 3. 97 places in the area share that rating.
Who decides the rating?
Brighton and Hove Council inspects Nowhere Man and sets the rating; the Food Standards Agency publishes it. Neither the business nor this site can change a rating, a business that disagrees can appeal to its council, and can request a re-inspection once it has fixed the problems.
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