Baffled At The Beach food hygiene rating
Takeaway/sandwich shop · Portsmouth
Baffled At The Beach holds a 3: generally satisfactory. The takeaway met the legal standard, but the inspector recorded enough minor issues that it fell short of a good or very good rating.
The rating: 3 - Generally satisfactory
The rating dates from 21 May 2025, 13 months ago. Councils typically re-inspect higher-risk businesses every six months to two years, with well-run, low-risk places visited least often, so this is a normal gap.
Address: Pier View Kiosk, Clarence Esplanade, Southsea, PO4 0SH
How it compares in Portsmouth
In Portsmouth, 64% of rated places manage a 5, so Baffled At The Beach sits behind roughly 1,288 nearby businesses. 8% of the borough shares its 3.
| 5 out of 5 | 979 | 64% | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 out of 5 | 309 | 20% | ||
| 3 out of 5 | 124 | 8% | ← Baffled At The Beach | |
| 2 out of 5 | 67 | 4% | ||
| 1 out of 5 | 53 | 3% | ||
| 0 out of 5 | 2 | <1% |
A further 267 businesses in the area are awaiting inspection or exempt, so are not counted above.
What the inspector found
- Hygienic food handling Good
- Cleanliness & condition of the building Generally satisfactory
- How well they manage food safety Generally satisfactory
An inspection scores three things: how food is handled, the physical condition of the premises, and how much the inspector trusts management to keep standards up. At Baffled At The Beach none of the three raised a concern, the overall rating is only ever as strong as its weakest area, so a clean sweep is what produces a high score.
Food hygiene ratings nearby
The closest food businesses to Baffled At The Beach, nearest first, so you can see how it compares to its neighbours.
| Business | Distance | Rating | Inspected |
|---|---|---|---|
| BH Live Hospitality - Pyramids Portsmouth Restaurant/Cafe/Canteen | 239 yards away | 5 - Very good | 27 August 2025 |
| Bay Coffee Takeaway/sandwich shop | 295 yards away | 5 - Very good | 9 April 2025 |
| Beaches 'N' Cream Takeaway/sandwich shop | 0.3 miles away | 5 - Very good | 21 April 2016 |
| Braemar Care Home Caring Premises | 0.4 miles away | 5 - Very good | 18 March 2026 |
| Alton Manor Care Home Caring Premises | 0.4 miles away | 5 - Very good | 17 March 2026 |
| Agora Restaurant Restaurant/Cafe/Canteen | 0.5 miles away | 5 - Very good | 8 July 2025 |
| Autumn Vale Rest Home Caring Premises | 0.5 miles away | 5 - Very good | 17 October 2025 |
| Arepa 2Go Ltd Restaurant/Cafe/Canteen | 0.5 miles away | 5 - Very good | 3 March 2026 |
Questions about Baffled At The Beach
What is Baffled At The Beach's food hygiene rating?
Baffled At The Beach has a food hygiene rating of 3 out of 5 (generally satisfactory), given by Portsmouth Council on 21 May 2025.
Is Baffled At The Beach safe to eat at?
A 3 means the takeaway met the legal standard, so it is lawful to eat there, but the inspector recorded issues that stopped it scoring higher. It is the middle of the scale.
When was Baffled At The Beach last inspected?
Baffled At The Beach was last inspected on 21 May 2025, 13 months ago. Food hygiene inspections are unannounced, and the rating is published by Portsmouth Council rather than by the business.
What did the inspector find at Baffled At The Beach?
The inspector scored three areas. Hygienic food handling was rated "good", the cleanliness and condition of the building "generally satisfactory", and confidence in the management of food safety "generally satisfactory". Lower concern in all three is what earns a high overall rating.
How does Baffled At The Beach compare to other places in Portsmouth?
64% of the 1,534 rated food businesses in Portsmouth hold the top rating of 5, while Baffled At The Beach holds a 3. 124 places in the area share that rating.
Who decides the rating?
Portsmouth Council inspects Baffled At The Beach and sets the rating; the Food Standards Agency publishes it. Neither the business nor this site can change a rating, a business that disagrees can appeal to its council, and can request a re-inspection once it has fixed the problems.
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