No Monkey Business food hygiene rating
Restaurant/Cafe/Canteen · Cumberland
No Monkey Business holds a 5, the highest food hygiene rating there is. At its last inspection the restaurant met every standard the inspector checked, with nothing needing attention.
The rating: 5 - Very good
The rating dates from 7 November 2025, 8 months ago. Councils typically re-inspect higher-risk businesses every six months to two years, with well-run, low-risk places visited least often, so this is a normal gap.
Address: 43 Main Street, CA12 5DS
How it compares in Cumberland
That puts No Monkey Business among the 2,087 places in Cumberland holding top marks, 84% of everywhere the council rates. A 5 is the norm here rather than the exception, so it is the rating to expect, not to be impressed by.
| 5 out of 5 | 2,087 | 84% | ← No Monkey Business | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 out of 5 | 285 | 11% | ||
| 3 out of 5 | 88 | 4% | ||
| 2 out of 5 | 17 | 1% | ||
| 1 out of 5 | 13 | 1% | ||
| 0 out of 5 | 0 | 0% |
A further 258 businesses in the area are awaiting inspection or exempt, so are not counted above.
What the inspector found
- Hygienic food handling Good
- Cleanliness & condition of the building Good
- How well they manage food safety Very good
An inspection scores three things: how food is handled, the physical condition of the premises, and how much the inspector trusts management to keep standards up. At No Monkey Business none of the three raised a concern, the overall rating is only ever as strong as its weakest area, so a clean sweep is what produces a high score.
Food hygiene ratings nearby
The closest food businesses to No Monkey Business, nearest first, so you can see how it compares to its neighbours.
| Business | Distance | Rating | Inspected |
|---|---|---|---|
| Relish Restaurant/Cafe/Canteen | 12 yards away | 5 - Very good | 13 March 2026 |
| Harpers Newsagents Retailers - other | 35 yards away | 5 - Very good | 3 March 2020 |
| Bryson's Bakery Manufacturers/packers | 44 yards away | 5 - Very good | 26 September 2025 |
| Grape Tree Retailers - other | 62 yards away | 5 - Very good | 12 April 2021 |
| Sweet Temptations Retailers - other | 67 yards away | 5 - Very good | 20 August 2020 |
| Silk Road Takeaway/sandwich shop | 71 yards away | 5 - Very good | 27 February 2026 |
| Saffron Kitchen Restaurant/Cafe/Canteen | 80 yards away | 5 - Very good | 6 November 2025 |
| Mama Mia Pizzeria & Grill Takeaway/sandwich shop | 90 yards away | 5 - Very good | 16 January 2025 |
Questions about No Monkey Business
What is No Monkey Business's food hygiene rating?
No Monkey Business has a food hygiene rating of 5 out of 5 (very good), given by Cumberland Council on 7 November 2025.
Is No Monkey Business safe to eat at?
The rating covers hygiene standards found at inspection, not the food itself. At 5 out of 5, the inspector found hygiene standards at this restaurant to be very good, the top end of the scale.
When was No Monkey Business last inspected?
No Monkey Business was last inspected on 7 November 2025, 8 months ago. Food hygiene inspections are unannounced, and the rating is published by Cumberland Council rather than by the business.
What did the inspector find at No Monkey Business?
The inspector scored three areas. Hygienic food handling was rated "good", the cleanliness and condition of the building "good", and confidence in the management of food safety "very good". Lower concern in all three is what earns a high overall rating.
How does No Monkey Business compare to other places in Cumberland?
84% of the 2,490 rated food businesses in Cumberland hold the top rating of 5, and No Monkey Business is one of them.
Who decides the rating?
Cumberland Council inspects No Monkey Business and sets the rating; the Food Standards Agency publishes it. Neither the business nor this site can change a rating, a business that disagrees can appeal to its council, and can request a re-inspection once it has fixed the problems.
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