The Jerk Valley of London food hygiene rating
Takeaway/sandwich shop · Lewisham
The Jerk Valley of London holds a 3: generally satisfactory. The takeaway met the legal standard, but the inspector recorded enough minor issues that it fell short of a good or very good rating.
The rating: 3 - Generally satisfactory
The rating dates from 14 April 2026, 2 months ago. Councils typically re-inspect higher-risk businesses every six months to two years, with well-run, low-risk places visited least often, so this is a normal gap.
Address: 297 Stanstead Road, London, SE23 1JB
How it compares in Lewisham
In Lewisham, 62% of rated places manage a 5, so The Jerk Valley of London sits behind roughly 1,706 nearby businesses. 12% of the borough shares its 3.
| 5 out of 5 | 1,249 | 62% | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 out of 5 | 457 | 23% | ||
| 3 out of 5 | 236 | 12% | ← The Jerk Valley of London | |
| 2 out of 5 | 35 | 2% | ||
| 1 out of 5 | 28 | 1% | ||
| 0 out of 5 | 4 | <1% |
A further 449 businesses in the area are awaiting inspection or exempt, so are not counted above.
What the inspector found
- Hygienic food handling Generally satisfactory
- Cleanliness & condition of the building Generally satisfactory
- How well they manage food safety Generally satisfactory
An inspection scores three things: how food is handled, the physical condition of the premises, and how much the inspector trusts management to keep standards up. At The Jerk Valley of London none of the three raised a concern, the overall rating is only ever as strong as its weakest area, so a clean sweep is what produces a high score.
Food hygiene ratings nearby
The closest food businesses to The Jerk Valley of London, nearest first, so you can see how it compares to its neighbours.
| Business | Distance | Rating | Inspected |
|---|---|---|---|
| Aspects - Food By Design Restaurant/Cafe/Canteen | 281 yards away | 5 - Very good | 16 February 2024 |
| Aldi Stores Ltd Retailers - supermarkets/hypermarkets | 0.7 miles away | 5 - Very good | 20 December 2023 |
| Air Thrill Restaurant/Cafe/Canteen | 0.8 miles away | 5 - Very good | 14 September 2025 |
| Ashleigh Health Care Ltd Caring Premises | 0.8 miles away | 5 - Very good | 29 July 2024 |
| Adamsrill After School Club Caring Premises | 0.8 miles away | 5 - Very good | 11 October 2024 |
| Alexander Care Centre Caring Premises | 0.8 miles away | 5 - Very good | 3 June 2025 |
| Adamsrill Primary School School/college/university | 0.9 miles away | 5 - Very good | 11 October 2024 |
| Ama Sushi Restaurant/Cafe/Canteen | 0.9 miles away | 5 - Very good | 6 November 2025 |
Questions about The Jerk Valley of London
What is The Jerk Valley of London's food hygiene rating?
The Jerk Valley of London has a food hygiene rating of 3 out of 5 (generally satisfactory), given by Lewisham Council on 14 April 2026.
Is The Jerk Valley of London safe to eat at?
A 3 means the takeaway met the legal standard, so it is lawful to eat there, but the inspector recorded issues that stopped it scoring higher. It is the middle of the scale.
When was The Jerk Valley of London last inspected?
The Jerk Valley of London was last inspected on 14 April 2026, 2 months ago. Food hygiene inspections are unannounced, and the rating is published by Lewisham Council rather than by the business.
What did the inspector find at The Jerk Valley of London?
The inspector scored three areas. Hygienic food handling was rated "generally satisfactory", the cleanliness and condition of the building "generally satisfactory", and confidence in the management of food safety "generally satisfactory". Lower concern in all three is what earns a high overall rating.
How does The Jerk Valley of London compare to other places in Lewisham?
62% of the 2,009 rated food businesses in Lewisham hold the top rating of 5, while The Jerk Valley of London holds a 3. 236 places in the area share that rating.
Who decides the rating?
Lewisham Council inspects The Jerk Valley of London and sets the rating; the Food Standards Agency publishes it. Neither the business nor this site can change a rating, a business that disagrees can appeal to its council, and can request a re-inspection once it has fixed the problems.
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