5

The Oyster Smack food hygiene rating

Restaurant/Cafe/Canteen · Maldon

The Oyster Smack holds a 5, the highest food hygiene rating there is. At its last inspection the restaurant met every standard the inspector checked, with nothing needing attention.

The rating: 5 - Very good

This is a fresh result: The Oyster Smack was inspected on 1 July 2026, so the rating reflects what the inspector found very recently.

Address: 112 Station Road, Burnham-On-Crouch, Essex, CM0 8HR

How it compares in Maldon

That puts The Oyster Smack among the 517 places in Maldon holding top marks, 88% of everywhere the council rates. A 5 is the norm here rather than the exception, so it is the rating to expect, not to be impressed by.

Every rated food business in Maldon
5 out of 5 517 88% ← The Oyster Smack
4 out of 5 40 7%
3 out of 5 27 5%
2 out of 5 1 <1%
1 out of 5 1 <1%
0 out of 5 2 <1%

A further 89 businesses in the area are awaiting inspection or exempt, so are not counted above.

Food hygiene ratings nearby

The closest food businesses to The Oyster Smack, nearest first, so you can see how it compares to its neighbours.

Business Distance Rating Inspected
Hillside Bowling Club Other catering premises at this address 5 - Very good 21 February 2025
The Boardroom Restaurant/Cafe/Canteen 99 yards away 5 - Very good 3 June 2026
Tesco Retailers - supermarkets/hypermarkets 111 yards away 5 - Very good 4 August 2025
New Welcome Sailor Pub/bar/nightclub 125 yards away 3 - Generally satisfactory 9 April 2026
Burnham Bakery Takeaway/sandwich shop 125 yards away 5 - Very good 2 January 2025
Woodies Caribbean Cuisine Other catering premises 136 yards away 5 - Very good 24 September 2024
ComPassionate Kitchen Other catering premises 199 yards away 5 - Very good 25 July 2025
Burnham On Crouch Rugby Club Pub/bar/nightclub 262 yards away 5 - Very good 22 August 2025

Questions about The Oyster Smack

What is The Oyster Smack's food hygiene rating?

The Oyster Smack has a food hygiene rating of 5 out of 5 (very good), given by Maldon Council on 1 July 2026.

Is The Oyster Smack safe to eat at?

The rating covers hygiene standards found at inspection, not the food itself. At 5 out of 5, the inspector found hygiene standards at this restaurant to be very good, the top end of the scale.

When was The Oyster Smack last inspected?

The Oyster Smack was last inspected on 1 July 2026, within the last month. Food hygiene inspections are unannounced, and the rating is published by Maldon Council rather than by the business.

How does The Oyster Smack compare to other places in Maldon?

88% of the 588 rated food businesses in Maldon hold the top rating of 5, and The Oyster Smack is one of them.

Who decides the rating?

Maldon Council inspects The Oyster Smack and sets the rating; the Food Standards Agency publishes it. Neither the business nor this site can change a rating, a business that disagrees can appeal to its council, and can request a re-inspection once it has fixed the problems.

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More food hygiene ratings near here

The Oyster Smack is one of 73 rated food businesses in Burnham-on-Crouch. See every hygiene rating in Burnham-on-Crouch

Maldon inspects and rates 677 food businesses across its whole area. See every food hygiene rating in Maldon

The official record is held by the council: http://www.maldon.gov.uk

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